We have a collection of 3 Death quotes from George Carlin
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." (ID 58782)
"Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time." (ID 58902)
"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom." (ID 58968)